Oil Spill Disasters

Will Flunking Out Make You a Celebrity?

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In Brief...

So two of Kate and Jon Gosselin's disturbingly televised brood were expelled from private school for what we can only hope are hyperbolically being described as " The details of Bogart's expulsion are hazy - some say he was kicked out of Phillips Academy for smoking, drinking, and bad grades; others, that he threw the headmaster in the lake - but one thing's for sure: It will shock no fans of Boardwalk Empire viewers to learn that Al Capone was expelled from PS 133 for starting a fistfight with a teacher. Everybody's favorite Spaceship Earth creator was expelled from Harvard two times: The illustrious founder of our parent company got kicked out of Harvard for gifting several of his professors with engraved silver chamber pots. What Might Have Been:

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